Gchatting w/ Val

Val and I spend an inordinate amount of time at work Gchatting about DIY shit and stuff. Without her no-one would be around to "listen" to the stupid things I think about all day. Today's topic began with my idea to add trim to my shitty, boring, hollow-core, wooden interior doors to make them into fabulous, texturized, classy, white interior doors. She puts up with me when I try to give idiotic names to normal things, such as my new (as of yet un-revealed desky thingy which I am sanding and plan to stain blue):

 me:  hella!

i can't wait to get new hardware

first i have to make the doors less ugly

 Sent at 3:00 PM on Tuesday

 Valerie:  I wonder if I could talk Mikey into new handles? that were colored? and sort of looked like a flower?

I'm thinking probably not.

 me:  val, no.

 Valerie:  hahaha

shhhhhhhhh

let me amuse myself for a moment with how that conversation would go

 Sent at 3:04 PM on Tuesday

 me:  whatever

 Valerie:  so!

what's new with you?

 me:  working yo.

mathew thought he might come home for a couple days this week but that looks like a no-go so i shaved for no reason

 Valerie:  hahaha

oh man

that's a super bummer

you could come share your luscious legs with Magnum and I tonight

 me:  mayhaps. i have to love on joel after work for a minute and then i really wanna get some more sanding done on my giraffe-desk

 Valerie:  gifaffe desk?

excuse me?

 me:  it's tall

and slender

but blue

sooooooo blue-man-giraffe-desk

vegas-giraffe-desk

cirque-giraffe-desk

 Valerie:  I want a picture!

OH THAT REMINDS ME

 me:  i showed you a picture!

ur a brat

 Valerie:  that one you got from craigslist?

is it really a desk?

 me:  roll-top bitch

pull-out surface and errything

 Valerie:  niiiiiiiiiiiiiice





And then a day later a fantabulous free beat-the-eff-up hutch came up on CL and we had a dumb convo about that:

Valerie:  it's ok if you do

I was going to work up some time anyway

ok

called

left message

 me:  bueno

 Valerie:  HOPEFULLY it's not gone yet

 me:  * fingers crossed *

 Valerie:  oh man

 me:  is it killing you?

 Valerie:  YES

also, I have to re-convince him about the stuff in the bathroom

but

I think I can do that

YES SHE CALLED BACK

she still has it

 me:  AHHHHHHH

AHHHHHH

 Valerie:  AHHHH OH GOD

HUTCH!

 me:  OURS!

YOURS

 Valerie:  yesssssssssss

 me:  BUT OURS

 Valerie:  (ours)

 me:  I WILL LOVE IT LIKE MY OWN

god-hutch

 Valerie:  dude fer realsies

that's how I feel like about your desk-shelf

We have totally convinced her boyfriend (a friend of my boyfriend) that we're not crazy and our obsession with DIY is just something childless women of our age do. #winning 

honestly

^ is what my living room looks like 97% of the time. From top left to right I'll explain what's going on.
To the left of the fireplace I have two green, square, oldish traveling chests that I loved when I bought them but am going to get rid of soon because I just purchased a piece of furniture for that space. Ancient Apple desktop from my office that we used as a dvd player for awhile. Fireplace, doesn't really produce much warmth, mostly just for looks (lame) and I found a gorgeous old fireback to put in front of it since it's see-through to our bedroom (awkward). To the right of the fireplace is a bookshelf that my boss gave me and I painted blue then lined with white and red polka-dot wrapping paper! I'll do a quick post on that later, it's cute as shit and covered in stuff.
Next layer from left: Gorilla rack that M insisted we use for a TV stand until we wall mount the TV...6 months later it's still an eyesore. Bar stools that belong in the garage but we use for extra seating when people are over. Coffee table that I want to paint the same blue as the bookshelf. Tiny, cute oval nightstand that is acting as an end table with lanky table lamp (both gsale finds).  The couch came with the house, it's microfiber but after Molly rolled in bear poop and then sat on the couch we decided a washable slipcover was necessary. The slipcover is ugly but we let our dogs on the furniture so until we become better pet parents it stays.
Next layer from left: My little telephone table with Baby Redwood and my ancient HP laptop from college. Above Baby Redwood is his cousin Azalea who I saved from certain death and recently put in that hanging planter which was gray until I spray painted it. Dog bed, normally it's in the bedroom but sometimes we bring it out when we have people over/ the only time the dogs don't get free range of the couch. See that giant rug all of this is on? Yeah $1 at a garage sale, it was someone's garage rug, reeked of smoke, and was FILTHY! I spent an entire weekend in the garage with a rented carpet cleaner, then hung it on the Jeep and hosed it off to get it smell-free and it really doesn't smell! Molly and Sasha lounging. Five pairs of Xtra Tuffs, two pairs of Danskos, and some dog toys. I want to build a table to put over that shoe rack/ act as a landing strip so that I stop leaving my stuff on the dining table (M's gripe) but I'm not sure what exactly that's gonna look like, for now it's whatever. I have too many shoes. Oh and in the leftish foreground is one of my fave gsale finds! That wood chair with the ugly green paisley cushions is so comfy and on our rare sunny days it's in the sun all morning. I plan to sand and probably just seal the wood and sew or have a friend sew new red cushion covers.
I told you guys I had no design sense! We're doing what we can. We all really love the living room even though it is smaller than the master bedroom and it can only get better from here.
Whaddaya think? Any plans I listed that I ought to re-think? Anything I'm missing that you're curious about? Any ideas?

hi, my name is Lizzie and I'm addicted to garage sales

HI LIZZIE!

Juneau is a strange place to live for countless reasons. It's a small town that thinks it's a big town that thinks it's a small drinking town with a legislature/tourism/fishing problem. This is not a post where I will try to explain this crazy place to people who haven't spent much time here. One thing to remember about Juneau is that we are landlocked so things only come in by barge or plane and we have to pay way more for crappy furniture and other heavy items at the like, four retail home furnishing stores in town, weak-sauce. So what does a new homeowner with a budget do to fill her home with necessities and other attractive junk? GARAGE SALE ALL THE TIME OHMYGAH! I'm a morning person anyway so when spring arrives I have no problem waking up after a night of late-winter/early-spring drinking to grab coffee and creep on people's shit in the hopes of coming across.... *shhhhh* the good stuff  *shhh*. Yeah, we're crazy just like everyone else. In the early part of the season I build PDFs of all the newspaper and Craigslist ads in order of starting time and location and then I send them to my crew via email to be viewed on iPhones but the designated co-captain. Come August we care waaaaaay less and we end up hitting the sales at 10ish in the hopes of coming across good remnants that have been looked over. This time of year we hope for a good estate sale followed by a handful  of  half-hearted stops at the sales geographically  between us and a second cup of coffee.
Frost adorned the ground when I awoke on Saturday for what was probably the last g-sale of the season which was actually a community garage sale in our local convention center. It. Was. Madness. There really wasn't a lot of the *shhhhh* good stuff  *shhh* but we none of us walked away with empty arms (we're crazy). I was most pleased with my little ceramic elephant which I plan to paint ______ and put on my newly ombre-d hallway table (to be revealed soon).

Whilst sanding her down

Primed! She's so cute!

There's just something you have to love about pachyderms! Is it their trunks? Or do you prefer their long, gorgeous lashes? 

Do you have an un-natural obsession with garage sales?